63336 celebrity answers with Mackenzie Crook

Little did we know when we published Stephen Fry's answers that others would want to get in on the act.

Mackenzie Crook asked 63336 if he could take part. Who are we to refuse star of the Seagull, Pirates of the Caribbean, and of course The Office?

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Q. Who is Mackenzie Crook?

A. The skinny bloke out of The Office

Q. What's the meaning of life?

A. Peace on Earth, goodwill to all men.

Q. What's your funniest joke?

A. Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Q. What's the best bargain you ever bought?

A. A Gloriosa Rothschildii for 1.99 from Homebase reduced from 25 because it had finished flowering. I've had it for three years now and it's produced loads of flowers. Suckers.

Q. Do you prefer comedy or serious acting?

A. I bloody love acting. It's an incredible feeling to make people laugh but now I've found out I can make people cry. Don't know which I enjoy the most.

Q. What was your worst moment on stage?

A. I "had a fall" during my dramatic exit in "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest", skinned my knees and went on to take my bow with blood seeping through my trousers.

Q. Did you learn anything naughty from Carmen Electra?

A. I cannot tell a lie. I didn't even get to meet her.

Q. You once said you are not fazed by beauty or celebrity but by talent. Who in your opinion is the UK 's most talented young actress?

A. Carey Mulligan. I act alongside her every night in 'The Seagull' and she astounds me.

Q. If reincarnation is real, who or what would you come back as?

A. Me again. I've forgotten loads of stuff.

Q. What do you think Gareth Keenan would say to Ragetti from the Pirates of the Caribbean if they met in a bar in Slough ?

A. What do health and safety have to say about you sword–fighting with only one eye? Surely you have no depth perception?